WHEN A ROLLING STONE IS A MAN CANDY by Navo

‘He was no big deal, if ya know what I mean!” - Juliette Lewis (Brad Pitt’s ex), when asked what it was like to bone the hunky thespian.

“I am the new generation of masturbator …I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating.” – John Mayer, Rolling Stone interview, February 2010.

ROCK HUDSON

(LA) Even with the conservative and homophobic social culture in the 1920‘s, beefcake poses of male actors were used to highlight their physical appeal in America, with gay men as their primary demographic. Handsome Hollywood stars Tyrone Power, Guy Madison, Sterling Hayden and Victor Mature lead the rise of the shirtless hunks in the 1940‘s (the same period Rubber dildos became available).  While the movie magazine money shots of swimsuit-clad Errol Flynn, Rock Hudson, Tony Curtis, Robert Conrad and Robert Wagner, marked the beginning of Hollywood Man Candy in the 50‘s.  Sadly, by the end of the 60‘s, when gay pornography became legal, the market for beefcake magazines collapsed.

THE DILDO AND JOHN LENNON

The large-scale manufacturing and distributing of rubber dildos was pioneered by Ted Marche in 1966.

A year later, Jann Wenner and music critic Ralph J. Gleason started a San Francisco-based magazine devoted to music, politics, and pop culture.  They called it the Rolling Stone.

The cover boy for the first issue was the young non-buff John Lennon, followed by Tina Turner (Issue #2), The Beatles (Issue #3), Jimi Hendrix, Donovan & Otis Redding (Issue #4), Jim Morrison (Issue #5), Fiona Goldman (Issue #6), Jimi Hendrix (Issue #7), Monterey Pop Festival (Issue #8), John Lennon & Paul McCartney (Issue #9) and Jack Goldman (Issue #10).

THE MASTURBATORY ‘MUSIC’ MAGAZINE

In the 90′s, I went through school (from kindergarten to college) in the Philippines. In the same era, somewhere across the pacific, the 1990s became a pivotal point for 3 iconic American products: the Beefcake, the Dildos and the Rolling Stone magazine.

The era marked the resurgence of beefcake magazines due to a shift of interest in male gym culture in America.  The 90s also marked the popularity of the silicone rubber dildo.

The period was also a decisive time for the 30-year-old Rolling Stone magazine.  It was given a facelift to appeal to younger consumers: awarding coveted covers to much younger Hollywood actors and pop stars. And, voilà!  A gay teenaged boy with raging hormones, like me, was in cloud 9 .

Suddenly the musician’s microphones were replaced by hard throbbing cocks. Rolling Stone magazine, effectively competed with the modern editions of homoerotic beefcake magazines such as Men’s Workout, Exercise for Men Only, Men’s Exercise, Men’s Health and the sometimes celebrity cover boys of Playgirl Magazine.

I don’t know what the editors of Rolling Stone were smoking but they really know how to showcase the Beefcake like no one does.  Every single male actor and pop star is dying to sign up! My favorite was that recent swelteringly hot and twinky Zac Efron,  shot in August of 2007.  It made me realize it’s a good day to be gay in the US of A.

THE TOP 18 BEEFCAKE COVER BOYS OF ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE

Rolling Stone magazine loves their white boys shirtless or wet. The magazine was not immune to the global recession, though. The Size of the ‘music’ magazine has become noticeably smaller in recent issues (or I’m just a size queen?). Enjoy my Top 18 Beefcake Cover Boys of the Rolling Stone magazine with their corresponding silicone rubber Dildos (some vibrate) of their Man Candies. Ladies and gentlemen, enjoy the goods, inch by inch.

Jann Wenner is still the editor and publisher of the current Rolling Stone editions.

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18. Ricky Martin, popstar (made in 1971)

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17. Lil Wayne, rapstar (made in 1982)

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16. Eminem, rapstar (made in 1972)

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15. Tom Cruise, superstar (made in 1962)

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14. Mark McGrath, popstar (made in 1968)

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13. Taylor Lautner, teenstar (made in 1992)

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12. Ashton Kutcher, moviestar (made in 1978)

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11. Orlando Bloom, moviestar (made in 1977)

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10. The Jonas Brothers, popstars (Kevin Jonas was made in 1987, Joe Jonas in 1989, & Nick Jonas in 1992)

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9. Johnny Knoxville, jackass (made in 1971)

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8. Johnny Depp, superstar (made in 1963)

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7. Brad Pitt, superstar (made in 1963)

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6. John Mayer, popstar (made in 1977)

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5. David Duchovny, tvstar (made in 1960)

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4. Justin Timberlake, popstar (made in 1981)

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3. Zac Efron, teenstar (made in 1987)

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2. Gavin Rossdale, popstar (made in 1965)

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1. Keanu Reeves, superstar (made in 1964)

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THE HONORABLES

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THE PENIS SAGA: QUEST FOR LADY GAGA’S MANHOOD by Navo

PART I

“Mine has a mind of its own.” ~ Oscar Wilde

A COCK AND BULL STORY

The Latin word for “tail” is the origin of the word “penis“, the Latin word “phallus” (from Greek φαλλος) is sometimes used to describe it. In Tagalog its called “burat” (erect penis) or “titi” (slang), and in arabic its “zib” قضيب. They say the penis is the primary functioning organ of a male human being that comes in many shapes, sizes, and personal pet names. Also known as the cock, El cock or Le Cock,  Cockadoodle, chalupa, the ant in the pants, the angry eye tube, banana, bazooka, big dipper, little dipper, the bird, the boner, bottom finger, dick, ding-dong, the ankle-spanker, the blue-veined junket pumper, badger, the beast, dipstick, the doughnut holder, free willy, the family jewels, the fibulator, Dr. Love, Eggs ‘n’ sausage, Excalibur, granite edifice, the gigglestick,  gristle missile, hairy bagpipes, the hard on, Harry & the Hendersons (Hendersons are the balls), handlebars, hole hunter, hose, heat-seeking moisture missile, hard candy n’ lollipop, Hancock, injection, IT, jack hammer, Jesus-juice maker, johnson, John Thomas, joy stick, knob, kidney-cracker, love muscle, light saber, little luddy, THE MAN, man meat, meat cigar, meat wrench, member, missile, my little friend, microphone, one hole friction whistle, the one-eyed trouser snake, the purple headed yogurt slinger, nightcrawler, pecker, pee-pee, peter, Peter Piper, popsicle, pork sword, pork ‘n’ beans, pole, prick, pussy plunger, hot rod, Richard and the Twins, Ralph The Fur Faced Chicken, sex pistol, salty dog, hotdog, shaft, schlong, spunk stick, stiffy, the Sodomizor 2000, throbber, the Tallywhacker, the legend, Lightning rod, Magic wand, Man’s best friend, Miner, Moby Dick, Nob, Old blind Bob, Tobias the Cheeky Monkey, the pink oboe, pinga, piss pump, Pumping Pole of Penile Power, Purple-Helmeted Warrior, python of love, sausage, Shake ‘n’ Bake, sperm whale,  snoop dog, the torpedo, tank, tool, thermometer, tube steak, Vlad The Impaler, vertical stick, wanker, wazzu, wang, wee-wee, weiner, woody, yardstick, your every pain reliever, your boss, your daddy, 100% all american beef, 2 sided sword, 2 kegs n a nozzle, and I’m sure there are more names out there but I would like to think I’m clever so I’m adding “Tiger’s Wood” (© my copyright). This is PART I of the Penis Saga, finding Harry & the Hendersons in the most unexpected places in film, tv, music, sports, art and fashion.

A LADY’S MAN-HOOD

In Hollywood where rumors and urban legends are abound, “is he GAY?” OR “is she HERMAPHRODITE” is the name of the popular penis “Guessing Game”. People are too bored nowadays, the thousands of blogs, YouTube videos and websites dedicated in the Quest for pop star Lady Gaga‘s (Stefani Joanne Germanotta) infamous schlong is that evidence. A society where the business of “the Cock” is the business of everyone.

LIGHTS, CAMERA, CHALUPA

In 500 Days of Summer (one of my ten best films of 2009) Tom Hansen (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) and Summer Finn (Zooey Deschanel) are playing “the Penis Game” in a downtown LA public park,  taking turns saying “penis” louder and louder each time (like suffering from a Tourette’s Syndrome) providing one of the funniest scenes in the movie. After being asked, Summer tells Tom about some of her past lovers including a guy named “Puma” focusing on the genital bulge down part of his pants leg in a still photo and zoomed close-up, thats why Summer and Puma “barely left the room” as she recalled.

The newest HBO Series, Hung that premiered in 2009 stars Thomas Jane as Ray Drecker, a struggling suburban Detroit high school basketball coach who resorts to prostitution after discovering the one biggest “asset” he can use to his advantage. The second episode is titled “Great Sausage or Can I Call You Dick?” and the finale titled, “A Dick and a Dream”.

The critically acclaimed 1997 Boogie Nights written and directed by Paul Thomas Anderson stars Mark Wahlberg as Dirk Diggler a dimwitted high school dropout with a 13-inch penis who is recruited into the porn industry. The famous scene in which Dirk Diggler whipping out his enormous, prosthetic flaccid penis and the director being quoted: “that is Mark Wahlberg’s penis”. Wahlberg’s penis was nominated for best visual effects award at the MTV Movie Awards that year. One of my favorite director and favorite films of all time where the star is Mark’s Richard and the Twins.

Jonah Hill’s character Seth in 2007′s amazingly hilarious Superbad had a flashback story where the young Seth drawing penis after penis in class, at home and everywhere he goes.

In the Zack Snyder’s Watchmen (2009) the big blue Dr. Manhattan (Billy Crudup) has a swinging big blue penis, that Snyder commented: “Yeah. It looks like a bell clacker.” Dave Gibbons, who illustrated the graphic novel, chimes in: “Swing, swing.” A historical breakthrough appearance by a pecker in an american graphic novel-adapted superhero movie, bravo.

POP GOES THE WEASEL

He brought the SEXY BACK (and front), the droolworthy Justin Timberlake boosted his career by making you lust for his penis, by grabbing it like MJ, subliminally yanking it out on photo shoots, in public and movies, putting it in a “box” (and singing  about it), making sure you ache for more.

Zach Efron is following Mr. Justin’s “sexy swings” by teasing his multitudes of fanatic teenagers all over the globe with his shirtless, wet-look, public display of manliness.

The sexy swimmer Michael Phelps caused quite a stir during the Olympics, his amazing torso and his wet skin-tight speedos are leaving nothing to the imagination, just the way we like it.  One of the hottest athletes out there, no question.

ARTISTIC ERECTION

The giant Penis Chandelier, created by a Dutch company called Rock and Royal, a penis inspired chinese art, and the penis necklaces and pendants by Vivienne Westwood (silver satyr riding a tiger’s eye penis), also the Vivienne Westwood Penis Drop Pendant, for only $138. All are collectibles for the decadent fans of the one-eyed monster.

Dutch conceptual jeweller Ted Noten‘s limited edition bone china dildo with 24k gold plated valve costs approx $3,800.00. The perfect “Dick in a Box” literally.

Bryan Christie‘s “Penis Anatomy” illustration for Men’s Health Magazine (medical article).

An illustration art map of New York in the shape of a huge pinga.

The Big Penis Book by Dian Hanson (Hardcover ) $37.79 in amazon.com, a handsome volume of essays and well-chosen vintage photographs about the Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger. Followed by some unknown arts that illustrates the dong in different styles and some runway models strutting their money-making sex-pistols.

SHAKE ‘N’ BAKE

There’s also a new cock in town! Your new favourite naïveboy.com has made waves, shrills and giggles that it went straight up to #12 on the fastest growing blogs (out of thousands of new blogs all over the world) in the span of 3 months.

Who’s your Daddy now?

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THE MAN WHO COPIED STEVEN KLEIN by Navo

THE MISUNDERSTOOD MR. COLTON

The widely misunderstood and misinterpreted Mr. Charles Caleb Colton (1780–1832) is well-known for his eccentricities. An English writer held up by scholars as an example of someone often quoted, yet rarely understood. Colton’s forgotten work includes books and collections of epigrammatic aphorisms and short essays on conduct, like Lacon, or Many Things in Few Words, addressed to those who think., Lacon, Vol. II, The Conflagration of Moscow, An Ode on the Death of Lord Byron, and an unpublished poem of 600 lines called Modern Antiquity,  all of which has phenomenal popularity in Colton’s time. In the present-day Colton is one of the most quoted author since the twentieth century, and on the book Lacon, volume I, no. 183 is one of my most favorite quotes of all “Imitation is the sincerest of flattery.”

Like the Englishman, Mr. Colton I feel I am widely misunderstood and misinterpreted sometimes, and I seek refuge on books, books give me a high that no opium in the world can ever give, no critic in the world can ever sabotage, books don’t judge, it’s just there to nurture you, and to heal you, now I sound like a hippie, but being a “photographer” who shoots men with six packs or eight packs (its fun) like the rest of the fashion industry, I can’t help but feel “shallow”, especially when most of the people around you quotes “Madonna” and “Ana Wintour” like their “Jesus Christ” or “Buddha”, excuse the pun.

ROLL WITH THE PUNCHES, TOMORROW’S ANOTHER DAY

I’m working now on a novel that channels my creative energy, my juicy life experiences, my fantasies, my hopes, and my secrets into a book, I’m working with a published fiction author/ghostwriter and an editor to help me polish what I wrote and just hope it pays off. I remember writing about my mother for a short story contest back in highschool, if it’s any sign at all, I bagged the first prize, and I remember the judges actually thought it was written by a senior when I was a sophomore at that time, it was the same ART WEEK, I also got the first prize for a painting competition. And now I am a photographer who is trying another chance into that route I never took back in highschool. Filipino’s are known for being over-achievers, and thats how I grew up, to always give my 100% in everything, to be the best version of me, and I assure you it is a bittersweet struggle, the story of my life. Another thing Filipinos are known for, “they are all  fighters”, they thrive on adversity, “Roll with the punches, tomorrow’s another day” like in the movie Jerry Maguire. The greatest and the most literal symbol of those punches is the island nation’s great 21st century hero, he is a fighter who always roll with the punches of life, known to boxing fans and aficionados of the world as “Pac-Man” and the cover boy of the latest Time Magazine Asia Edition, the unstoppable force in the boxing world, Manny Pacquiao. One of the inspiration for the latest cover of MATE MAGAZINE that I took in L.A. and out this month as their year ender for 2009, with the actor/model Marco Dapper.

NAVO: COPYCAT OR PAYING HOMAGE

I love the sadomasochistic film “Fight Club” (1999) based on the Chuck Palahniuk novel that starred Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden and Edward Norton as The Narrator, this film adaptation will always be on my top ten list of best movies in the last decades, I also love the David Cronenberg car-crash fetish film “Crash” (1996) based on the J.G. Ballard novel starring James Spader as James Ballard. Fire is also an important element in the novel that I’m working on, obviously I’m in the mood of burning things, creatively I’m on my “arsonist mode”. The Steven Klein Cover of Justin Timberlake for Arena Homme Plus that never got published to respect the 9/11 attack, they published an alternate cover without the US flag icon, and noted that along with the first cover choice on the inside page with this explanation. Now the million dollar question is, am I a copycat or paying homage? Let the years where my true inspirations talk, Fight Club was released 1999, Crash was 1996 and the Steven Klein’s “Alternate” Arena Homme Plus Cover was on 2001 (a pivotal year for most of us), whether Mr. Klein have seen Brad Pitt’s Fight Club and David Cronenberg’s Crash, one thing is for sure, Mr. Klein worked with Brad Pitt several times and I’m 100% sure he has seen it. Does Film, Magazines, Books and People inspire me?, YES. Do I love Steven Klein’s work?, YES. Is there a lot of “COSMOPOLITAN Magazine educated, PEREZ HILTON wannabee bloggers” out there? YES. Did I pay homage or I ripped off a Steven Klein? You’ll be the judge of that, along with the people who judged, misunderstood, and misinterpreted the man who coined “Imitation is the sincerest of flattery.”

http://www.stevenkleinstudio.com/www/index.html

http://www.mate-magazine.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manny_Pacquiao

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